Monday 28 November 2011

Rape you say?

So yea, niggers (and crackers if your reading) thought i was gone. Nah. Was just on a bit of a break you know. Blogging everyday is a bit of work so I think from now I'll just be doing stuff once a week (grant it shit is actually happening in the island for me to blog about). I actually have a good amount of stuff piled up to I should be good for a good 4 months. Plus we know that Xmas season is coming up. So I'm bound to be bringing some interesting shit to the public.

So yeah. Allegedly, over the weekend, well screw it (I'm getting more raw these days) over the past couple of weeks niggers been just raping all over the place. Like wtf, is this like the new 'in thing'. Just decide to wake up one morning and be like ' You know, I think i'm gonna rape me a bitch today. Know what i mean nigger'. This shit is happening a bit too often for it to be actually rape, well one of these cases. I'm sure ya'll know which one I'm talking.



Allegedly 3 well known males on island 'raped' a female according to her.  I heard (i wasn't there) that she was getting a ride and was bound and beating like it was some organised crime out of a movie. This may be a short blog cause it's my first in a while so yeah, please allow me to get straight to the point and i really dont mean to be shallow about this. Look at the female, look at each of the male's girlfriends. Now look back at the 'victim' then look back at the girlfriends. If you believe that these men did this, Eye Mobile comes into Montserrat every month end, give them some business.


Now let me be as frank and not shallow as possible. NO NEGRO ON ISLAND IS GOING TO GO THAT WAY EVEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF WEED OR ANY OTHER KINDA DRUGcapicé?


Do u people really realize what's going on. That female, no offence but personally, me and my niggers would have to be totally desperate to wanna sleep with that girl much less talk about rape, we'll leave that for the pretty girls. There is absolutely nothing there for people to even think it was close to rape. Like hell, Jesus himself could come down, pull up a chair next to me with a watermelon four loko and say "boss, that bitch right there, she got raped by them 3 guys". Imma look at the girl, then imma look at Jesus, then imma look back at the girl, then imma say "Jesus......gimme some of that four loko"




No nigga gonna rightfully (note my choice of words now) fuck shit up with a proper female. All 3 of these males have beautiful, smart and respectable females in the society. That's a bloody triple threat right there. Them kinda females turn out like Oprah. Really, screw shit up to be with some regular bitch. Not saying this regular female doesn't have a chance to be a high class bitch but hey, who we trying to kid.



Just to finish up saying, I dunno if it actually happened. But someone is gonna need to show me some high definition video on some 72 inch tv with faces showing for me to believe that. It's highly unlikely and yh, low end spectrum bitches dont get raped, unless its from crazy people.

So yea people. Look out next week for my well weekly blog. Would be keeping more up to date with this site. Deuces

Friday 30 September 2011

Your business...........My business

Sooooo apparently there is this new car law mumbo jumbo nonsense that's going around. Its a whole lot of nonsense to me about speed and those things, but one thing actually got my attention out of this whole new thing. Tinting. I really didn't give an intro to this blog because I am going to get straight to the point with what the police are doing. AH FASS AH YUH FASS NA A U PEEPING TOM RASS!!!!!

So in a quick rant i'll state all that bugs me with this. I must actually say i like the whole front glass not down further than 6 inches. I really don't know how people drive with it lower sometimes.

So its basically 2 things.

1- No tint darker than 35%

2- Certain government officials can have darker tint if they show its for 'security' reasons.

Now first. You could see straight through 35% tint. Why the hell would someone pay for that? People have tint to protect them from the sun or privacy. Your defeating both purposes of both, and you know what? I'm sure if you ask any of the police officers why they are doing thing. They going to tell you "safety". Some crap like "you would be able to see better in the night". Like dude, come on. I'm positive, that if u record all the accidents when this whole law is in effect, you'll see no significant change from when the law passes to a year after. It's going to be around the same so this whole tinting thing is unnecessary. Bloody turds. 
The reason I can only assume they want to do this (because they haven't actually come out and say so) is that they want to see who and who is in someone's vehicle. Like hey, I could understand if he helped me buy my car, then sure. Stick your head in. Who am i to stop you? But as you didn't why must you see who is in my car more than anyone else. You just want to see who man is moving around with some under aged chica, hoping that it ain't your daughter so you can gossip freely. Lil' bitch.



And now for number 2. We all know who these so called "government officials" will be and if you don't know, just take a journey to Brades. Now my question is. Who ah attack somebody fu dem have security risk bout get special privileged fu tint. And yes I know. Laced with dialect. But really now people. Who they have to hide so. My only opinion is that they have some woman (prostitute or home wrecker) in there vehicle which is why they would need to hide. Cause really, there is not any other reason (if that's a reason at all) that they should be receiving "special tint privileged". I'm guessing this is the Government's way (if passed) to show social status huh? 


This rant is short tonight, but it gets to the point. This whole tinting change nonsense has no call even being thought of. Curiosity killed the cat. Wonder how many people going to die (not literally) before they see how much of a bad idea this was.



Quick info though. I won't be doing any blogs for about a couple of days. Remember everyone. Subscribe to the top by just dropping your email address where it says email, and you will be updated every time a new blog is out. And no matter how people try to bring you down with bullshit. Stay Happy people. 


Wednesday 28 September 2011

Your probably not the only one.

So addressing this whole relationship topic which has caused a whole lot of (and if you read my last post) "hooplah" around the island, I think it's only just and fair that I give my views as well. I'm going to be dealing with how the public interpreted it and just tear some illusions. I advise you this post is not for the faint of heart and I beg you, don't cry if you realise that you are living this way. So people, strap in your seat belts, and lets take a ride.

Basically it was said that the Montserrat (well I believe it should be Caribbean) view on relationships is that a man is allowed to have more than one woman while not being penalised but if a woman was to try such a stunt they would be labelled as whores in turn causing ones reputation to go down the tube. It was also brought up about women who knew about the man having a woman before that they should show respect and leave them in all happiness. Finally it was about men leaving to go to something "better".

First thing on a man is allowed to have more than one woman. Let me first make one thing clear. The society doesn't allow a man to have more than one woman. It just so happens that that shit started waaaaaaay back. And now I'm talking about since back in Africa, and I'm sure if you do happen to look at Africa right now, men are still in polygamous relationships. Now don't take me wrong. I'm not saying that that is correct, but do you really think a little bit of slavery from the white (no offence to white people, I do find a lot of you quite beautiful) man is going to cut that crap out. Most of them are going to want to roam the island, singing like Jay Z, saying "Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls. Girls I do adore". Men are always going to want to explore and find new things. Stick a pin here. Will unpin it later.

Women also need to know that there is not any problem with seeing more than one person. I think the Americans call it "Dating". Wait no, I'm not allowed to use this word in the islands am I. This would be the cause of total anarchy if a woman was to date 4 men because she's not sure who she wants to be with, because obviously once she goes out with John one night and Joe the next, they must obviously be getting a slice of that cake with their knives (maybe not at the same time). They of course can't be going out for dinner to, and dare I say it, try to get to know each other. That shit is just absurd.



Now you know what I'm wondering about. Why don't adults just come out and speak to everyone on such an issue. I'm sure if they had proper knowledge about dating and relationships things here would be a lot easier and a lot of crap that's going on wouldn't be happening. Like say, I don't know, less teens becoming pregnant every so often. But you know what. Lets scrap that for now. And leave it for a future post. Can't give everything one time. Need to bring you back.



Now here's where I get all honest (but mean) with all of the bitches I hear around my workplace and those that are even reading complaining about their men cheating on them, and darling, if you are living like this, i do feel sorry for you.

If you have a problem with your man seeing more than one person. Whether he tells you beforehand or you happen to find out on your own. Why the fuck are you still with him?

A lot of women on the island tend to believe one of three things. These being :

1 - The man is a no good dog and I shouldn't trust men any more but still here you wont leave him alone.
2 - The female/females that the man  is seeing along with them don't know their place, and are doing it to break up a happy family.
3 - Something is wrong with me if I happen to run my man to someone else so I need to change to what she is.

First off chicken head, if your man is a no good dog why are you still hanging around. Most likely shit ain't going to change. Get some guts and tell that guy to leave. And Mean It! More than likely it would lead to one of two reactions. He would either get a revolution and change his ways one time, or pack up and leave (or you leave. If you are living in your house). Only reason I see for you to really stay is if (as I said) if you are living with him, and you ain't got shit where else to go. That's when you stick that crap out, when you need something.


Females who think like #2, then dear, I have nothing more to say to you than (and I hope this hurts as much as I can make sound), AH GUD FU U! While your there worrying about that woman taking your man, your allowing your man to go out, interact with said female, and basically allowing her to take him if her game is good enough. You basically put your arms to your side in a fight and ALLOWED that girl to prance in with her 4 inch heels on, short dress and make-up so sexy it'll probably turn you on. Quit worrying about the girl that's trying to take your man, and work to keep him. You know that saying that says "what he won't get from you, he'll get from someone else". Open your eyes retard. It true. So try and quit the whining and pull your damn stockings up. You allowed that shit to happen. Just accept it and move on

And to those insecure females who believe that something is wrong with you and sit and moan about it. If you think about it. Something probably is. You probably are a crazy bird. Figure your shit out and sort it. Figure out how to first accept  yourself for you and live with yourself before you go around saying something is wrong with you and become suicidal. When you do grow to accept and value yourself more and realise hey, guy is missing out on a unique person. And even if you are at the top of the pile, you may just be lacking something he wants. Not everyone is going to like you. Just for you to find out who is for you and don't become a crazy, bitter and psychopathic witch in society.

And for those women here who feel some-sort of way with this shows me one of two things. One would be you upset at life. With no one wanting you. Or your in a state I like to call "denial". Pretty little word isn't it. for those of you with no idea what it means "disbelief in the reality of a thing". This happens when women believe in the existence of the multiple women but what they don't believe is that it has, is, or will ever happen to them. These types of women (may be married or not) need to open their eyes. I'm not saying your man is out doing stuff like what was said but my question to those who haven't done any research. How do you know? You know what? Answer this. Where is your significant other right now? If your answer ain't right next you. Then darling, its time you stop being so God damn naive and turn into Sherlock Holmes and figure some shit out. I could tell you right here in this blog that the sky is blue. But until you go outside, and turn your head in the upwards position, and see for your damn self that the sky is blue, how would you know. And for those who do know, complain, and don't leave, I wish you the best boo. Only someone that's either in love or stupid could do such. So sad I'm thinking your more stupid than in love.

Final ending word ladies, you really have no one to blame but yourself about your choice of living with that sort of relationship. People would want to say that men are just instinctively like that but then again, although their aren't many, there are many successful marriages in the society right now and if you do check, most of them understand the whole dating and relationship thing, and probably knew so from a young age. Instead of criticizing everyone just looking towards your knowledge and try to figure it out on your own. And when you do you'll understand everything soo much better.

Tuesday 27 September 2011

Update

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Monday 26 September 2011

The Retarded Look On Things

So life as a regular on Montserrat. Birds are chirping. Big trucks with rocks passing. Loud cars with no speed moving (annoys me to the fullest really). Wonderful day really with the sun shining and I'm at work. Bad day to be indoors but the look of outside was amazing. I get up to take a walk around the compound and low and behold I overhear a conversation with two females. Both speaking about Saturday night's Youth Vibes show.

For those of you overseas Youth Vibes is a show put on by (well of course) some youth on island. The show is mediocre at best, there is no structure and everyone tries to speak at the same time, but at least I can see they are trying to make a bit of a change compared to the regular "dead" radio we normally listen to. here's what was said.




Woman #1 : Do you actually believe those children on Saturday with their conversation?
Woman #2 : I'm sorry no. What did they talk about?
Woman #1 : Well. They on there with a whole bag o story about relationships and how to just have sex with one person to another. You can't be talking about some things like that. What if some young person was listening and thought that was how they are to live life.
Woman #2 : You right. Someone should take them off the air immediately!
Woman #1 : I don't know what they are going to do, but if they have another topic like that I will surely not be listening. I even called one of them to tell them what an awful job they did with picking that topic. They don't older people would be listening and not appreciate hearing certain things?

Like really? You called one of them at home? Bitch move, but I'll holla at that later

By this time now my mind is racing. Like were we really listening to the same show. These people do have selective hearing don't they

First off. What is wrong about speaking towards relationships. If you actually loved and valued your child one of the first things you would speak to them about is relationships when the come to age to even start feeling some sort of sexual feeling. Even if it does have in a hint of sex in it you speak to them about it so they could understand rather than them to go experiment with it them self and end up in some sort of predicament. I rather sit my kid down and talk to them to make sure they understand what is happening to them so they know how to approach it.

So looking at this a singer is allowed to sing a song, tearing apart everyone in power on the island from radio djs to politicians (do we really need to know which politician lost his wife cause a lack in sex drive, or the dj who owe people money), but to simply talk about relationships, that shit is worst than killing someone. Seems like a bit of a two faced society around this place.








Some of you here wish to believe that your child/children aren't doing anything out of the way. Well pin a rose on your nose. This Sir/Madam is your ignorant sanctuary and do let God bless you for living in it. Seen it time and time again. Parent who refuse to believe that their children are in something, they are the ones being treated worse than slaves back in slavery times and sneaking about more than a prostitute who doesn't have any money for her Pimp. Do open your eyes and speak to your children.





Secondly now. Take them off of the radio? For speaking about an everyday topic. Relationships? Why don't you just do them like Kunta Kinte and chop off their leg. You basically wish to ban them because they expressed individuality and spoke their minds. Be it as it is a government radio station. What was said wasn't out of the way to merit a ban (if said does happen). Didn't even merit enough to bring up discussion. But then the society's has a retarded look on things (being the older generation really). Do remember sooner or later you will be out of the system, retired, and have died. So cut them some slack old timer, they ain't out of place,  your just way past your time.



And you know something. I used to be all for this whole "back to Montserrat movement", but now when I do listen to the ones in power talk, I'm telling those young people abroad. STAY AWAY FROM HERE!!! I swear it hit me like a damn ton of bricks.




Young people here are soo limited (if there are any) in the endeavours they are allowed to carry out which in turn hurts one reason for wanting to be here.  Its like to say if I have a cat and I refuse to feed it, but in turn my neighbour puts our food every morning and afternoon for it to eat. Of course the cat is going to eventually set up permanent residence at my neighbours house because I'm not doing anything at all that could feed my cat.

If those higher up don't make some sort of move to at least help the youth of the island, I dare say that this island would be anally screwed in years to come. You don't understand y slowly young people are leaving and outsiders are filling up the island (no offence to foreigners, I like you all the same), you will soon find out. The lack of nearly everything and the frowning on other things slowly runs the youth. You may not want to listen but CHANGE is a good thing, if not expected out of here faster than someone trying to kill us and we are running away.

And to the female. The one human on Montserrat with her dinosaur looking ridden face. The oestrogen filled person that looks like they have a stick and two balls. That decided to call one of the youth members at their house to complain. I just think you were a bit insecure with yourself and didn't want to be embarrassed on air. Even though they are children on air. They would probably eat you alive and make you sit in a corner with your dunce cap on.




Finally just to add that all of this may cause a bit of "hooplah" in the community. But you know what? Its too quiet. And you know what else? I really don't give a damn! (echo goes there)

To the people who would be reading, this is your greeting

So of course, this is my first post, with many, and I mean many, more to come. Looking back at that sentence there was a whole bunch of commas but then its whatever. Not like I'm doing an exam or anything. But down to the point I, along with a number of people will be posting now and in the future on things going on, with my first serious post coming in a few hours.

We here have no reason to hold our tongue. We have been seeing a lot of shit going on over the years and we here think that the shit has finally hit the fan and it even looks as if certain people on the island expect everyone to take that same fan hitting shit, and eat it with a knife and fork. 
So if they wish to serve shit to everyone by all means, do serve your shit. But when shit comes  back to haunt you (if you are a culprit), I do suggest you run and hide, because it clearly wont be some beautiful shit.
This blog is meant solely to bring to light things the general public refuses to talk about due to their sanctuary of their own ignorance into believing certain things isn't happening and to also post any opinions on mistreatment of people.

There will not be any name callings, but references will be made and if the cap fits, then by all means wear your hat cowboy. 

So people, do stay tuned, as later tonight the first serious post will be up and I do hope we here at Narrow Minded Montserrat will have you reading our posts. Good Day